Page three of Alfonso Azpiri’s Lorna and her Robot a sexy science fiction adult comic inspired by Penthouse Comix Bethlehem Steele.
Cautious Sheik of Plutonium: First, we’ll have to brainwash her.
Mouthy Sheik of Plutonium: Let’s use some of those perfumed oils called ‘Sexy Sensations’… they’re wonderful!
Cautious Sheik of Plutonium: I said brainwash her, you have a one track mind!
Moral Supporting Sheik of Plutonium: Don’t everyone crowd around her!
Cautious Sheik of Plutonium: And you, Abdul. Keep your hands to yourself!
Abdul, Sheik of Plutonium: I can’t help it! They just shoot out on their own!
Cautious Sheik of Plutonium: Well try aiming a little better. You’ve been fondling my knee for the past hour.
Abdul, Sheik of Plutonium: Sorry, I mad a little mistake!
Wussy Sheik of Plutonium: Yeah, sure! We know what you’re like, Abdul.
Abdul, Sheik of Plutonium: No, really! It was a mistake!
Wussy Sheik of Plutonium: Don’t make me laugh! My crotch still hurts!
Abdul, Sheik of Plutonium: Shut up, Wimp!
[A few months later the world seems to hae forgotten Lorna, only her faithful friend continues to look for her in every nook and cranny of the universe.]
Arnold: I’ve looked in every astroport, asked every astronaut I’ve met. But no one has been able to tell me if she’s ded or alive…
Well Used Robot Sex Toy: Of course we know her! That was some night we spent together in the infirmary!
Another Well Used Robot Sex Toy: But that was last year and we haven’t seen her since.
[And then one day…]
Arnold: That’s her! At last my dear creator!
Arnold: Professor, I’m so happy I finally found you! Where have you been all this time?
Professor Lorna: Oh, it’s you is it? You’re fired! I’m no longer interested in men or in macho robots.
Arnold: She can’t have become frigid! That’s against the laws of nature!
Arnold: Stop pulling my leg! Tell me what you fell when I do this?
Professor Lorna: Nothing, it just tickles.