Page six of Alfonso Azpiri’s Lorna and her Robot a sexy science fiction adult comic inspired by Penthouse Comix Bethlehem Steele.
Arnold: It’s Gondaralf the Wizard in person! It’s you we’ve come to see! We need your help!
Gonardalf the Wizard: Oh is that all? My magic can easily cure that! Have the patient come to my enchanted cave, and watch me cure her in a jiffy!
Horny Brown Haired Hobbit: Hey, wouldn’t you like to be smothered by those tits?
Horny Blonde Haired Hobbit: It’s better than a kick in the head. But I’d like it even better if she gave me head.
Gonardalf the Wizard: Not you, dear robot! You must wait for us outside. Your body metal could alter teh magic powers and spoil the spell.
Horny Blonde Haired Hobbit: Yeah, sure! I know what sort of powers you’re planning to use inside the cave!
[A little later…]
Gonardalf the Wizard: Ah, ratanakhra, shotanotha romrmt!
Horny Blonde Haired Hobbit: That’s some tall tale the master’s told him! But if he succeeds in exciting that frigid wonder he’d better start preparing himself!
Horny Brown Haired Hobbit: Well I’ve been prepared, ready and all set to go ever since I laid eyes on her! Shh… let’s watch! This is the final magic spell…
Gonardalf the Wizard: Ta da!
Professor Lorna: Is that what you’re planning to use to cure me of frigidity? Give me a break! If you are trying to impress me, let me tell you that you won’t do it with that!
Horny Brown Haired Hobbit: Ha! Ha! It’s not working, Master! You waved your magic weenie, but where’s the spell?
Horny Blonde Haired Hobbit: I guess you’re getting old, huh?