Page eleven of Penthouse Comix Young Captain Adventure adult comic Episode 2: X-Cessive Proposal! which was originally printed in Penthouse Comix issue 2.
Super Hero Lawyer: Moving along to clause 34B: Ancillary pay per view rights for the eastern corridor. I’m afraid my client can’t settly for less than 80% of the adjusted gross.
Super Villain Lawyer: 80%!!! Have you lost your grip on the space time continuum!?! 60% is our final offer!
Super Hero Lawyer: You’ll rot in hell, eaten by maggots, before I settle for 60% of the eastern corridor!
Super Villain Lawyer: I’ll have you staked out, bottom up, in a Turkish prison before we give you 80%!
Super Hero Lawyer: Bitch!
Super Villain Lawyer: Whore!
Hericane: Down, girl!
Darkblood: Ladies! Ladies!
Hericane: Psst… pssst… psst…
Super Hero Lawyer: Having consulted with my client, and in the interest of moving this along, we’ll settle for 65% of the eastern corridor and a ninety day exclusive on the pictorial rights!
[Much, much later…]
Super Villain Lawyer: Sign here… and here… and here… and here…