Page eight of Penthouse Comix Young Captain Adventure adult comic Episode 2: X-Cessive Proposal! which was originally printed in Penthouse Comix issue 2.
Hericane: All right, forget about me. How about Joey? I told you Darkblood has got Captain Adventure Hostage! We’ve got to rescue him!
Hotblood: Yeah, well… ‘Cane, we’re really kind of busy today. We just got the sales figures and our new 15 part Death Death Blood Blood™ crossover with Valuable™ Comics is shipping 112 days late and…
Hericane: ..and you’re a bunch of dickless wimps that are more concerned wtih comic book sales than fighting villains?
Hotblood: That’s about the size of it. Yep…
Bloodskull: Things are tough all over!
Death Killer: Hey, if you want a bunch of do-gooders, join the Boy Scouts.
Manpower: Sockamagee! I’m late for my workout!
Edge: Can you drop me? I’ve got a big interview with the Silver Squad this afternoon, you wouldn’t believe their benefits package!
Bloodskull: What’s for lunch?
Team Supreme: Pizza!
Hericane: Fine. I’ll do it myself. And as for you chicken shit heroes…
Hericane: I think you know what you can kiss!